i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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