I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
