Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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