I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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