Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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