the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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