can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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