Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
