you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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