Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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