That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He keeps bees of course he's weird
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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