Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
is it fun? or sober?
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