Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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