susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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