More tranny stories later!
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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