Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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