I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
