real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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