Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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