You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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