East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize
