The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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