Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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