hotel room ftw
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I think a kid would responsible me up
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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