Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
We have so much sex to catch up on
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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