fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I party with great urgency now.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
