she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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