dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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