i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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