so that wasnt chicken after all
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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