He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
she told me i tasted like america
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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