Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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