ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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