but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I pour the whiskey from now on
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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