Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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