Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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