i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
we're so committed to being not committed
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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