its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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