so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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