you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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