i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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