Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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