somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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