Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
