"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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