He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You can't just leave with hair like that
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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