when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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