I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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