love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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