garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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